THINGS I LIKED ON THE INTERNET!

Here are some cute, funny, interesting, insightful and silly things I have found on the internet, let me know if you like them.

The world needs more tackle boxes and less X-Boxes
As we approach Independence Day with the country so divided, I pray we will come together as one people.
Sometimes the people we need to talk to the most are in heaven.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS.
WEBSITE: We use cookies to improve performance. ME: Same, with a picture of a gremlin and a half-eaten cookie.
When one door closes and another one opens, you are probably in prison.
Age 60 may be the new 40, but 9:00 is the new midnight.
To me, “Drink responsibly” means don’t spill any.
When I say, “The other day” I could be talking about anytime between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
When you ask me what I’m doing today, and I say “nothing” it doesn’t mean I’m available. It means I’m doing nothing.
I finally got 8 hours sleep. It took me three days but, whatever.
I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
When someone asks me what I did over the weekend I squint and say, “Why, what did you hear?”
Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people police.
My luck is like a bald guy who wins a comb.
I’m not perfect, but Jesus thinks I’M TO DIE FOR!
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. The best is yet to come.

19) And just like that, masks were no longer needed

20) Three simple rules in life. 1) If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never get it.

2) If you don’t ask, the answer is always no.

3) If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.

I hope you enjoyed my list. If you did please comment and/or share. If you didn’t enjoy this, please let me know how I might improve.

Thanks,

Phil.