A FUNNY, I HOPE, STORY ABOUT MY IMPENDING DEATH

Everything is electronic now days and I’m trying to catch up with the current century.

I had an appointment with my mechanic for some minor, I hoped, repairs on my truck. 

In my attempt to catch up with the “electronic movement” I went to put my appointment information on the Calander that came with my cell phone. I don’t know if this is a common problem, a hack, or someone’s attempt at humor but, when I pulled up “January 6” I saw it was not an open date, as I believed it would be.

There was already an “all day” event scheduled- die.

DIE?

A stunning cloudscape at sunset with warm hues and birds flying gracefully.

As a retired cop and former corrections officer, I have been threatened by the best of them!

I wasn’t afraid. I wasn’t overly alarmed. I think my reaction is best described as “AMUSED”

I feel I am, currently, right with the Lord. Not bragging. Not sure how long that will last, but currently, I feel I have done the things God requires of us to gain eternal life.

I don’t want to get too deep into this topic but, I believe that our Lord wants a basic commitment from each individual.

Being a weak and sinful human, I was well aware that I could fail, and commit a serious sin, before my scheduled “Date of Demise.”

My Catholic faith requires that I confess my sins regularly and I made a point to go to confession on January 5th. I was on my very best behavior from the time I left the confessional until midnight on January 6th! And when I awoke on the morning of January 7th, I did whisper an extra prayer of thanksgiving!

All of this being said, I believe that it’s not a bad thing, morally, to get an occasional “death scare.”

I was “THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF” from the time I saw my scheduled death until the moment the threat passed.

I’m not intentionally a bad person. And I make a reasonable effort to always be the best I can be, but, when I saw my “pre-printed obituary” there was an enormous improvement in my behavior without a doubt!

It’s nice to have that chapter of my life behind me.

I look forward to equally ridiculous obstructions in this journey we call life and I hope that all of your obstacles in life will turn out to be as harmless as this one was for me!

Happy New Year!!

Phil

Please comment and share if you enjoyed this.

 

Facebook
Twitter
LinkedIn

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

ABOUT

A forward thinking blog that likes to reflect on where we came from and the values we have developed along the way.

SOCIAL
Facebook
Twitter
LinkedIn
Facebook
Scroll to Top